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I Never Question My Wife’s Choices, I’m One of Them - Distressed – Gildan Heavy Blend | Trendy Men's Soft Sweatshirt. Direct to Garment. Printed & Shipped in the USA. Unisex Sizes.

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$38.00
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$38.00
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Size: S

Color: Ash

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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a wink and a warm hug in one: a soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend with bold, humorous text that reads like a lived-in joke. It sits with a classic, relaxed silhouette and clean crew neckline, the kind you reach for on slow mornings, backyard barbecues, or movie nights when you want comfort and a laugh. The fabric feels substantial but not stiff, with ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape after many wears. The printed chest message starts conversations — and keeps things light — while the tear-away label and quality stitching keep it easy on the skin. Ethical sourcing and OEKO-TEX dyes add a quieter kind of pride to the comfort.

Slide it on after yard work or when you’re stepping out for coffee with your partner. It layers easily under a jacket, pairs with jeans or joggers, and becomes one of those go-to pieces that ages into personality as much as softness.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) fabric — sturdy yet soft
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar and cuffs for shape retention
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- Durable double-needle stitching and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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